If a woman is in Lowe’s buying a plunger, she doesn’t want to be hit on. She’s dealing with enough shit already.
We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial expressions, but she’d probably kick all our asses in poker.
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No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?
watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you’re welcome
I only make mistakes when I’m around people who are observant.
My rapper name would be “Lil’ Panic Attack”.
Remember: You are like a snowflake. Beautiful. Unique. White. Only here for a short time. People get mad when you sit on their cars.
First rule of camping: bring the kind of toilet paper that won’t attract animated bears.
wherever this dart lands is where I’ll take a trip to
*throws dart and it lands on Hogwarts poster*
oh, well this is going to be difficult
Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl’s, I would die first in the Hunger Games.