I don’t care what Bruce Lee said, entering a dragon is just poor advice.
We all wear masks.
I’m about to trade in my ‘polite coworker’ mask for my ‘dude you don’t want to meet in a dark alley’ mask
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1)Print out a “WANTED” poster with your face on it.
2)Dress as a cop.
3)Go around asking people if they’ve seen this person.
Little Caesars: It’s hot and it’s ready.
Me: Is it good?
Little Caesars: It’s HOT. And it’s READY.
I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming “There’s still time”
Her: I love a tough guy
Me: I’ve got some scars
Her: Ooh. Show me one.
Me: [pulls up shirt and points to bellybutton] This is from when I was born.
Me: *confidently walking up to the counter after they got my order wrong* i’d like to speak to wendy
*searches through desk for granola bar, can’t find it*
OK WHO STOLE MY *remembers eating granola bar yesterday* HEART? ALL OF YOU, THAT’S WHO.
One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked.
Tried arguing on the internet today.
Wouldn’t recommend it.
0 out of 5 stars.