I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
– me, plugging in a USB
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But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all “Why you at our table?”
i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away.
There are 70,000 Jehovah’s Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I’ll be answering the door naked this weekend.
During this difficult time, I urge all parents to go through their children’s toys after they go to bed tonight and throw out any kazoos and whistles.
It’s too late for me, but PLEASE save yourselves!
Your call is important to us, we’ll interrupt calming music every 30secs for the next 20mins to remind you that your call is important to us
a black mirror episode where u text someone and they screenshot it for 27.9m ppl
Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn’t spent a lot of time around teenagers.
There’s that girl again. Time to impress her.
*Rolls down the window blasting a science podcast*
HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT’S “CRIMINALLY” HIGH LOL!!!! … yes you can talk to my mom