@StainsQueen

We need some more ugly celebrities. You can’t all be talented AND hot!!!!

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@Ygrene

Oh man almost forgot the trash
*takes trash out, a nice little sushi place*
This is great
*sees wife there with the recycling*
WHAT THE HELL

@TrueTorontoGirl

HR: Did you call an employee stupid?

Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid.

@buchtweets

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

@continentlbkfst

funny how siblings excel at different things for instance I’m the funny one and my brother is the successful one

@AndreyasAsylum

My cat has made it very clear that we will not be getting rid of the box that I want to get rid of.

@BillMc7

*goes on Facebook AGAIN*
*reads 100,000th idiotic post*
*thinks other people are stupid*

@OkieGirl405

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Meet me in bed
To learn something new

Pfff….poetry is easy