A horror movie with an all black cast
“Ayo what’s that noise in your basement?”
“None of my business”
We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn’t give up on their dreams.
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Me: Ofcourse I trust you, we’ve been talking since 2 minutes, feels like forever
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Me: How can I make this funny?
Them: Change what funny is.
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