@SuperApple80: “We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life,” I whisper as I get away with using an expired coupon.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *calls* How are my kids? Grandma: We're having so much fun Me: Maybe they can stay with you a few extra- Grandma: Come get your kids.
@Parkerlawyer: My husband and I are co-counsel in trial today. We already had an argument about who would drive to the courthouse. This should be good.