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@panmidwest: [Wedding Day]
FIANCÉE: omg it's today!
ME: it's always today, janet
@_Rewhan: Hey Fun Fact:
Remember that "You Wouldn't Steal A Car" anti-piracy ad? The guy who wrote the music for that ad was never paid for their work
This Fun Fact™ brought to you by:
Stealing -- It's Okay If You're A Corporation!
@Kyle_Lippert: Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying "If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way" being true.
@nadiabulkin: Horror movies don't get enough credit for encouraging kids to pursue research at their local library
@PaulLomax: The most unbelievable aspect of the Star Trek universe is that every ship they meet has compatible video conferencing facilities…
@decentbirthday: guy: excuse me, can you jump my car
me: *tying shoes* probably how tall is it
guy: no like-
me: *handing phone* take a video