*jumping on a trampoline*
What do you mean you want full custody?
Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101.
Today’s class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you’re here now, you failed.
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It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It’s like you can’t even enjoy your own joy.
Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can’t get cell service
Batman: Your carrier sucks
Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use?
Batman: Bat Mobile
I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people’s names.
Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
On dates, if a man says the past tense of “see” as “I seen” instead of “I saw,” I go to the bathroom and climb out the window.
Just left a note on the ex’s car saying “I STILL LOVE YOU” hope it doesn’t go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.
All i’m saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
I’m what you might call ‘internet pretty’, meaning I’m really your dad.