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@lecalabara: Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire.
@TheTweetOfGod: All human beings are threads interwoven in the great tapestry of life, except for that one guy at your office. What the hell is his problem?
@ch000ch: [gestures to the parents of a crying baby] shhhh, please. my foot's asleep
@NotKevinSheedy: Imagine me riding a bike.
There's no seat.
South Asians: can someone get married so I can dress up
@HiddenPinky: "If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would you want?"
"I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."