Hear me out..
A swear jar, but you take a piece of paper out and have to yell what’s written on it
Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?
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Rubs Vaseline in his eyes so I match my Instagram filter
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i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier
Good luck robbing my house. My home security system is LEGOs on the floor.
A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. “We just yelled his name,” said the head explorer. “Can’t believe no one thought of that.”
*offers dog a treat*
Dog: I have a boyfriend
Shocking that people who’ve been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers.
Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread