@Manda_like_wine: Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth.
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@Browtweaten: Me: Why is my phone making this odd noise when I use it? Verizon Service Rep: *listens* It's playing Backstreet Boys Me: Tell me WHY Rep: Ain't nothing but a mistake
@Skoog: her: *gets on knees* me: oh yeah her: *goes down to all fours* me: oh yeah her: *bends over backwards, crawls around the room and screeches praises to The Dark One* me: oh no
@cravin4: Autocorrect got me in trouble again when I invited the neighbors over for a friendly game of Go Fist.