@Interdome: "Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them." - Archeologist who discovers the Internet
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@TheTalkingPipe: It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn't laugh at something.
@ipalatsky: As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince. It's my husband's dream now.
@ilovepie84: "Jesus take the wheel" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic.
@copymama: Hey, sexy. Wanna merge our DNA and make mini versions of ourselves who will never give us a moment’s peace and destroy all our stuff?