@Interdome: "Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them." - Archeologist who discovers the Internet
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@stephenjmolloy: HR: "You've put Kurt Russell down as an emergency contact." Me: "Yeah, I'd like to meet him before I die. Dude is a legend."
@imadepoopstoday: Walk up to someone drinking coffee and ask them if their coffee tastes different today. Then smile and walk away.
@Love_bug1016: "Better safe than sorry," I tell myself as I send the 27th text telling him my feelings.
@david8hughes: Me: alright early to bed Brain: nice Me: need a good night sleep Brain: rest is important Me: don’t go saying shit to keep me awake all night Brain: I won’t Me: ... Brain: ... Me: ... Brain: ... Me: you still awake? Brain: my guy if you’re awake I’m awake we been thru this