@lovemydogduck: Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes.
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@SSparklesDaily: If I know one thing for sure it's that nobody has ever looked back on their life and wished they'd eaten more celery.
@Swishergirl24: Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
@mattZillaaaa: Poured Tresemmé on a spider in the shower & scooted him down the drain, he reemerged w/ voluminous hair & screamed at me in a French accent
@lawyerthoughts: Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots.