@lovemydogduck: Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes.
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@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
@prufrockluvsong: video games are rated M for mature if they contain scenes of someone buying reading glasses or complaining about not getting enough fiber
@BwanaChris: My ex : "Explain yourself" Me : "Yourself" is used reflexively as the direct or indirect object of a verb or as the object of a preposition