I have watched this 30 times already since I discovered it under two minutes ago.
Went the extra mile today, drove right past my office.
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My kids fed chips to some seagulls and now we have to go into the witness protection program.
Homeless man asked me if I could ‘spare some change’. I told him ‘change comes from within’. Long story short, I’m missing a kidney.
me *choking on a piece of popcorn*
Me: do you have orange cat food?
Wife [whispers to waiter]: he means lasagna
ME: I have to jet to the office real quick after breakfast, so—
FAMILY: We have a JET?!
ME: I meant—
FAMILY: Can we ride in the jet?
FAMILY: Is the jet invisible?
ME: Yes, that is definitely the case
Does refusing to workout count as resistance training?
A fun thing about having kids is how they ask for help with their homework.
On the way to school.
Turtleneck pro: if you wear one while you’re eating you can’t get crumbs in your bra.
Turtleneck con: see above.