@CaptainJerkwad: Went to a restaurant. The sign said "breakfast anytime." So I ordered French toast during the renaissance
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@AntoKenya: Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...HAHAHAHA! Because it gets FIRED. HAHAHA! *I'm in tears*
@jjhartinger: Some of you are acting like you got off a flight from Australia instead of losing one hour.
@macchiatonumb: They say women only use 10% of their anger
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I have a lot of disdain for anyone in the top 1% who hasn't become Batman.
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