@AristotlesNZ
Watching Mickey’s Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he’s asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.
@Contwixt
Went to get coffee for a coworker.
I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing.
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@AristotlesNZ
@MissSassy_Pants
The first time I ever had sushi some of the avocado fell out and as I was talking I mistook the chunk of wasabi for it.
This pretty much sums up my life choices.
@jawbroken
November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
@Jenny4ashley
A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
@QwertyJones3
Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.
@kv8
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.
@TheAlexNevil
First day of school and 8’s teacher has already sent a note home with him: “You dropped your son off at the wrong school.”
@TimODee16
Remember when “anyone can grow up to be President” was aspirational, not an existential threat?
@shannabanana67
Who called them baby pickles and not cutecumbers?
@hellohappy_time
do you mean bf like best friend or boyfriend or bread festival