Watching Mickey’s Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he’s asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.
Went to get coffee for a coworker.
I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing.
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This pretty much sums up my life choices.
November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.
First day of school and 8’s teacher has already sent a note home with him: “You dropped your son off at the wrong school.”
Remember when “anyone can grow up to be President” was aspirational, not an existential threat?
Who called them baby pickles and not cutecumbers?
do you mean bf like best friend or boyfriend or bread festival