@TumbIrHumor: we're all sims
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@RiaWojo: I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse.
@ibid78: Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window.
@JohnLyonTweets: As a kid one Christmas Eve I set out dog biscuits instead of cookies and it turned out Santa was not a jolly old elf. Not. At. All.
@MichaelTrying: Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well.