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@21stcenturysahm: We're out of milk.
Eh, kids can drink water.

We're out of bread.
PB&J on hot dog buns it is!

We're out of coffee.
WHAT. Get my keys.

We’re out of milk.
Eh, kids can drink water.

We’re out of bread.
PB&J on hot dog buns it is!

We’re out of coffee.
WHAT. Get my keys.

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