He said it’s canoodle night later, and I thought great, I love lasagna.
What a shocker.
I just ran my car through the car wash.
And it turns out the car is white.
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Save your voice calling for your kids. Just open a bag of chips and they’ll materialize out of nowhere.
Mean people tell me “you’ve got a face only a mother could love” but the joke’s on them because she didn’t
Attention Walmart Shoppers –
There is someone dressed
I deactivated my Facebook so I won’t know if any bible verses are “so true” for a while.
My therapist puts her toilet paper roll on upside down, yet somehow I’m the crazy one?
Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense
I have two dogs. One named Rolex and one named Timex.