I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys.
WHAT DO WE WANT?!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
OH HELL YEAH THAT’S THE STUFF
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COP: Sir, I’m gonna need you to touch your finger to the tip of YOUR nose.
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Me: *smiles and continues to work
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Then I laughed & laughed & told him to get out.
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‘How to cook rice. Boil. Serve’
But over time…
‘How to crème brûlée baba ganoush with caramel’.
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