@gingerfaced: What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: Grandma: It's funny how often on TV shows people hallucinate with dead loved ones Me: how’d you get out of the casket
@Darlainky: Your attempt to intimidate me with your knuckle cracking is a waste of time, I'm quite aware it's a gas bubble between your bone & joint.
@Grommit56: Listens to you abuse me for my cargo shorts. Reaches into pocket. Pulls out pack of peanut butter cheese crackers. Hands them to you. I trust that will be the end of that.