What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store.

@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.

@iLikeCatShirts: Me: *nudges wife* Hey, are you sleeping? Wife: *pumps shotgun*

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@BreadFoster: Don't say "lets get weird" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage.

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@mommajessiec: *puts on winter boots* *trudges through newly fallen legos*

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@leshnevsky: If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!

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