@Underchilde: What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store.
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@dubstep4dads: JIM: I've got an idea. Let's call this place "Jimadelphia" [PHIL is creeping up from behind with a crowbar]
@dave_cactus: Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad.
@ericsshadow: [annoyed burglar waking me] you still have a VCR?
@MarfSalvador: [swimming pool] me: do you have family changing facilities? clerk: yes we do me: ok what can I get for 2 sons and a wife
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