@MikeCanRant: What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?
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@Sophie2078: Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.
@briancthayer: [rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*