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The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn’t, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles
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@bealescore
celebrities be like omg 🙄 quarantined in my 30 room mansion with a personal theater, olympic pool and 50 acre yard for the next month. soooooo bored. just know we’re all in this with you guys! 🙏🏼
@BellesJar
Everybody thinks Australians are laid back until one of us is standing over you with a chainsaw asking you to pronounce Aluminium correctly.
@Thaat_guy
“I’m so over you.”
– A blanket.
@AndrewNadeau0
No one told me about Snapchat filters so all this time I’ve just been taping animals to my face.
@Hormonella
So Mother Theresa puts a dish towel on her head and she’s a “saint” but when I put a dish towel on MY head I’m “drunk in the kitchen again?”
@AnkCoupleTO
*first date*
Me: Tell me more about you
Her: *crazy eyes* WELL I HAVEN’T STABBED ANYONE LATELY
Me: *deletes Tinder* Let’s get married!
@JermHimselfish
You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
@BeCoco77
He told me he was my daddy during sex. Then he acted all weirded out when I started crying and asked him to pay off my student loans.
@AmandasNotFunny
I’ve always wanted to walk into a large room and be the most beautiful woman in there. But I’m scared of Walmarts 🙁