What if im actually attractive and hot girls just think im out of their league?

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“How’s your love life?”
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig.
“I’m sorry man”
it’s ok. still got laid.


My husband referred to one of my freckles as an age spot. Details to come on a candlelight vigil held in his honor.


I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.


her: your frog jokes are terrible

me: so i’ve been toad, jen


Asking your child to go get their sibling for dinner is just asking them to stand next to you and scream their sibling’s name.


I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect.