@singwithTaffy

what if sneks had fluffy ears
what then??

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I could totally identify with REM if the song had been called “Losing my Shit” instead

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Me: for the last 7 years

@adult_keverage

Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here.

Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car.

@amydillon

Cereal is a satisfying way to start the day if you’re having another breakfast within 45 minutes.

@bacon_gillepic

Me: Your cat looks pregnant
Friend: Impossible it’s an indoor cat
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@KateWhineHall

My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it’s my husband.

@huntigula

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JESUS: cool. flood or plague?
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@LloBrow

Air Bud’s owner: There’s no rule in the book that says a dog can’t be on the court.

Chief Justice Roberts: *sigh* We’ll need his measurements for the robe.

@jake_lach

When someone walks next to me at the same speed I want to grab their hand and start skipping