@davedittell: what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
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@Eyeronic_name: Her: "Wanna get some coffee?" Me: "I actually don't like coffee" Her: *Gasp* The whole town: *Gasp* All of New York: *Gasp* The media: "This just in *Gasp*" The world: *Gasp* Aliens: *Fleeb* (Gasp)
@Ideal_Victoria: I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos.
@Puncroaker: I think my wife is having an affair, for two years she claims to have been going to classes, yet still can't speak a word of Zumba.
@UncleDuke1969:  FRIEND: Let's play monsters! I'll be a werewolf, and you lock me in the closet because it's a full moon. Don't let me out! ME: Hahaha, cool! [just now] ME: OH SHIT BILLY