@aparnapkin: What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question.
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@myonlymizztake: The answer to the question, "do these jeans still fit" depends on whether or not I actually have to sit down at any point.
@FrazzleMyGimp: ROOMBA: I pick up anything ME: [throwing it my car keys] Great, my kids are done with school at 3:30 ROOMBA: No wait- [45 minutes later] ROOMBA: You learn anything new today?
@bridger_w: Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me
@Mardigroan: Why call it a fake stone you use to hide your spare house key outside rather than a sham rock?