Okay, weigh me now
What pharmaceutical advertisements love most:
Horrifying side effects
Old people sex
White people making dinner
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Instructor: ok yeah, so this is actually a CPR class.
The way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach. At least that’s what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene.
Hey guys, I know what we can do! Let’s summon Satan!
-My kids and their cousins at 6am when I’m trying to sleep in.
Maybe it’s just me, but reading books on an iPad Mini, I really miss the smell, the heft, the traditional reading experience of an iPad 2.
If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they’ve taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike.
listen, officer – t h e o r e t i c a l l y – would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk
If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire.