How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
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Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
Me *has not belonged to or physically been in a gym for 12 months*: oh noooo I was just about to get in shape, what now?????
*Vacuums for three minutes*
“Oh God I can’t keep up with this house”
Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest.
Parenthood is so weird. I don’t know why I say thank you to my 3yo every time she gives me her booger.
[shakes fist at other fist]
who did this 😂
HOT WOMAN: You know…my bed is kinda cold when I’m in it on my own
ME: Well maybe I could help you with that *leans in* just put a small heater by the side of your bed
[3 days later]
ME: [spits out coffee] DAMN IT
Just bought Rosetta Stone for Starbucks.