@imdaintyaf: What's the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I'm asking for me.
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@SocialustGal13: Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
@Marlebean: Prepare for the zombie apocalypse? No. Just bite me and get it over with. I'm too lazy for this crap.
@GypsyWingss: Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds
@JRobb773: Welcome to my bed and breakfast. You have the choice of being buried in the attic or basement. Just kidding! The haunted dolls decide.