PRANK TIME: tie your friend’s shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him
What’s the highest thing you’ve ever done?? One time I put a cup of water in the microwave and the cup was too tall to fit so I dumped some water out and tried to put it back in because I thought that would make it fit LMAOOOO
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Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote.
HR: You put that you were the branch manager…
Me: *empties pocket of sticks* Next question…
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
I hate these new video games that make you talk to other characters. The fact I hate conversations is the reason I’m playing video games.
Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it’s built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up.
Me: Holy shit I have so much to do
[Has a snack]
[Takes a nap]
[Watches 11 videos of UFO sightings on YouTube] l
[Stares at a tree]
Holy shit I have so much to do
[Has a snack]
[first day as a vampire]
*squirts ranch on your neck*
WHY ARE WE ALLOCATING EMERGENCY AID FOR THE ARTS?
Screamed by people who have been watching Netflix, reading books, and playing video games for 18 hours/day.
A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution