“WATERMELON” HAS 4 SYLLABLES. “ILLUMINATI” HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT’S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI.
“What’s wrong with our country?”
“Who are we going to reelect in 2012?”
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“I see great wealth, also danger.”
“And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled.”
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“Jesse is so hot.”
i catch her eye from across the room
i make my way thru the crowd
“here’s your eye back”
thanks nice catch
It’s that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions.
Kids… I meant my kids.
Coming soon to NBC: She’s a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn’t play by the rules. And he’s a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down.
Him: You matter
Me: I know, Tarzan. We all are
“..,you will die in seven days”
*creepy voice on the phone*
Me; “new phone, who dis?”
The chemical symbol for Seahorse is H?Orse.
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