Hey ladies, if you want a free pelvic exam, I suggest you try the old “gyne and dash.”
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COWORKER WHO HAS NOTHING TO ADD: i have something to add
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“We’re not so different, you and I,” Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.
My diet this week consisted of 6 cheat days
4: Mommy, do I look like a taco?
(I pause, consider the question and remind myself I’m dealing with a highly irrational creature)
Me: Do you want to look like a taco?
Me: You look exactly like a taco.
I don’t understand why people get excited about carbon dating.
But then perhaps I just haven’t met the right pencil.
-What should we name this creature w/ big feet?
-And this w/ saber teeth?
-And this beaverduck?
20 yrs from now they’ll make a movie on how Leonardo DeCaprio never won an Oscar. Plot twist the actor playing him wins an Oscar.