@robfee: When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop.
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@ilovepie84: You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell "ITS A TRAP" and run in a random direction
@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that "Intervention-y" feeling at first.