I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I’m moving too fast, but I’d like permission to rename your cat.
[When Harry Met Sally, 1989]
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delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES.
can we normalize asking people how they want to be cared for?
like, i’m a fixer. i know i’m a fixer. when people come to me upset i feel the need to solve the problem they’re having.
but not everyone needs a fixer, sometimes they need a listener or a hugger ya know?
Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make.
Unless you’re super hungry, in which case you’re allowed to mow people down.
Me: *blankets pulled up to my neck* Hey baby
Wife: Oh my God. Are you naked under there?
Bed Bath and Beyond Employee: Can I help you folks find anything?