@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: *Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS
@yab_kat: Me: I have a question about this time travel machine I bought from you guys Him: Sir, we don't sell time travel machines me: not yet
@DaddyJew: 6: can u get me a drink? Me: no, you're 6yo. You can get your own drink 6: fine *goes to fridge Me: while ur there can u grab me a beer?