@JayThawne
@UncleDuke1969
Kinda gross IMO, but I guess everyone needs a hobby.
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@UncleDuke1969
@shadygeekdad
Living well isn’t the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge.
@theleanover
I’m still not convinced Mitt Romney was born.
@envydatropic
*Uses public restroom
**Squats so long walks out with buns of steel
@KateWhineHall
My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call.
@jollyrobber
My daughter acts like she’s on the police hostage negotiation team anytime me or her mother goes to the bathroom & shuts the door.
@KeetPotato
date: “i like dangerous guys, are you dangerous?”
[thinking about the amount of plugs i have in one outlet behind the tv]
me: “yes i am”
@dance_blessed
“You’ll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have.”
-Maya Angelou
@envydatropic
You people are tweeting a lot about this eclipse for people who claim to never go outside