@Tups13: When I receive an invoice that says ‘early settlement would be appreciated’ I build them a Neolithic village.
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@AZHORSEMOM77: Nothing shows more confidence in humanity that a mom with 4 kids in a drive through not checking the order before she pulls away
@SteveKoehler22: When I hear the word "aftermath" - it always makes me hungry. At school, lunch period followed Math class, so we ate "aftermath"
@LizHackett: Wrap toilet paper around you like a wedding dress and slowly get naked as you tear pieces off to blow your nose all day.