@karencreets: When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle
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@jazmasta: [speaking to a guy who looks nothing like Ed Sheeran] "Hey man, do people ever say you look like Ed Sheeran?" "No" "Didn't think so"
@shutupmikeginn: 0 torches: this is the correct amount for most situations 1 torch: ok if you're exploring a cave 2+ torches: something bad is happening
@ChrisScarlette: *i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*
@iwearaonesie: wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?