@badbanana: When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad.
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@sickipediabot: Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb.
@realHamOnWry: It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says "You're fired" every time he launches a nuke.
@LlamaInaTux: Girlfriend: *whispering* Have you ever thought of getting rid of that mole? Me: He may be blind, but he's not deaf