@Cheeseboy22: When I was a kid, there were actually six oceans: The Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Antarctic, Arctic and Billy.
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@lisaxy424: Welcome to “I HEARD THE CAT PUKE BUT DON’T KNOW WHERE” the game where your eyes try to find it before your feet do.
@krisv_723: If a cop pulls you over & asks if you know why. Answer "are you giving me a ticket or a quiz" for a free ride in their car.
@SteveKoehler22: The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago.
@LoveNLunchmeat: When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived.