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@DitzMcGeee: when i was a little girl, grocery carts were free range; you'd see them all over town, in ditches, ponds; free.

now, they're locked in chain gangs, selling themselves for quarters. sad.

when i was a little girl, grocery carts were free range; you’d see them all over town, in ditches, ponds; free. 

now, they’re locked in chain gangs, selling themselves for quarters. sad.

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