@slimmy_shady: When I was having an affair with twins, people used to ask how I told them apart. Well, Sue had brown eyes and Steve had a moustache.
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@chuuew: [the next jurassic park movie] ATTENDANT: Oh no the dinosaurs have escaped again! ME: Why do people keep coming here...?