@Sara_Rose_G: When I was younger I also blamed Jewish people for all my problems and thought they were part of a conspiracy to control and ruin my life. Turns out they were just being good parents.
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@_Bad_Karma: Not all Heroes wear capes. But HR says I do have to wear pants, which is such bullshit..
@GinAndJif: If you encounter someone who is massively overreacting to something, calm them down by laughing at them.
@MomOfTeen: "Feel the burn" yells my fitness instructor as I think that's probably how Satan greets people in Hell.
@TheAlexNevil: *gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear