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@Ben_Langley_: When I'm bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils.

"I now pronounce you pan and knife."

When I’m bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils. 

“I now pronounce you pan and knife.”

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