@wolfpupy
next time you hear The Boys Are Back In Town think of me, the unsung hero, who chases the boys out of town with a broom
@Ohgoddessitsme
When I’m driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster.
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@wolfpupy
@lieslmao
how do lawyers not cry when arguing
@drinksmcgee
Me, pretending to make an effort when I really don’t want to do something.
@MikeLonghelt
They told me to spread love wherever I go.
Now everyone is complaining about being covered in Nutella.
You can never win with some people.
@clindsaysway
FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe.
@jackiembouvier
I just saw a girl hang half her body out the window of her car to give someone the finger. She is my spirit animal.
@SteveDutzy
Not now, kids.
Daddy’s pretending to be a woman on the Internet
@RidiculousSheri
“Shelley’s coming over.”
“Shelley from work or Shelley who was raised by gorillas?”
*gets hit in the face with poop*
@xmasape
If Michaels doesn’t come strong with a “Hobby Lobby supports ISIS” campaign then they’re just not ruthless enough to survive in Big Craft
@TheSharona06
For people who say “nothing is impossible”, that’s crazy. I’ve been successfully doing nothing for several years now.