My 3yo and 4yo are screaming at each other about privacy. Isn’t it ironic?
When life hands you 3 kids…..
You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.
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Why do we call it losing weight instead of lightening up?
Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? – me introducing my kids to strangers.
I’m trying to convince my Seattle in-laws the new travel ban means we can’t visit them this summer.
No selfies while hijacking a train.
Movie theater: Please silence your phones.
Me, who hasn’t taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*
IAN: I only regret the things I didn’t do
ME: Me too
I: Like, I didn’t swim with dolphins. You?
M: I didn’t stop poking a bear
I’m gaining weight for my role as “‘Before’ picture”
Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You’ll know what I mean.