@molly7anne: when my dog starts eating grass I tell him “no bud that will make you pukey” but he’s seen me down tequila like I’m trying to dissolve my intestines so he can eat a little roadside salad
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@Reel2Dialog2: The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life.
@jazmasta: A fun game to play when you're lonely is "passing the ball from your imaginary husband to your imaginary child"
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Had to be a woman that coined the phrase "severance package." No guy is putting those two words so close to each other.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.