@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
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@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
@comer310: Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime.
@Cravin4: There is nothing sexier than when she locks eyes with me as she finishes... ..Frying the bacon
@sixfootcandy: Me: Christmas is nothing but corporate greed! Mom: Would you like some more gold leaf sugar sprinkled on your cocoa? Me: Yes please.